Machete Kills Trailer
Kelena + Lies by Marina & the Diamonds.
A thousand years ago, she had known a girl who loved lemon cakes.
what if hannibal gave a guest talk at the academy and started it off with
“good morning my name is hannibal lecter and welcome to my hannibal lecture”
and then stand at his Hannibal lectern
C A G E (noun): anything that confines or imprisons; prison.
#I feel like arthur lost track somewhere around maybe percy #and then the twins happened and he stopped trying #jesus fucking christ molly #Twins? #TWINS? #I can hardly tell one buttock from the other #let alone two identical children #blimey #just fuck it #damn it all #i’ll start referring to them as you boy and that one there
This is one of the funniest posts on Tumblr, hands down.