
Ok! Chris and his team were filming us, the paid extras for our hostage reactions to Bane and his men. Tom was supposed to mime, and sort of go through the actions of Bane while we reacted and were filmed. Mind you, we are supposed to be TERRIFIED. This psycho in a post-apocolyptic Hannibal Lector mask just murdered a LOT of people and is taking us hostage. And Tom comes out and says, “CITIZENS OF GOTHAM!! WASH..YOUR…LEGS!” Downhill it went from there ;)
WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?!
Oh…he got BETTER.
I’m ready to punch my keyboard.
WASH YOUR LEGS OKAY I DIED
Is this really real life? If it is, I love everything.

Submitted by: tyrotheterrible

The Big Lebowski’s “Enlightenment Through Bowling”
Jeff Mitchell, 2011

“I knew a girl once…stubborn as shit, wouldn’t take no for an answer. Gorgeous and foul-mouthed as all hell.”
“What happened to her?” This was a story that he had never heard before and the look on Gage’s face said that this person, whoever she might have been, was special to him in some way.
“She died. She went scoutin’ and never came back, all I found was a mess of blood, too much blood for once person to lose. Never found the body.”